What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:43

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do girls ever miss their first love?
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
What is one thing you've learned from life?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger